Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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k. everyone

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.