Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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k. everyone

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.