Pee in the shower

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Things You Think Only You Do

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