- Things You Think Only You Do

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.