I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.