Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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fap

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.