- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Things You Think Only You Do