When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.