hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I scratch and sniff.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.