cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.