When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

test how many stares you can scale in one step

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

make south park refferences every day

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.