Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I piss in the bed every night

thumb_up thumb_down +6

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I always think I have special powers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.