filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I scratch and sniff.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.