Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.