- Things You Think Only You Do

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

the power to regenerate your appendix

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Poo really loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.