I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.