see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Smoking in the shower.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.