- Things You Think Only You Do

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

make south park refferences every day

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make up a song to yourself.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.