Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Courtesy flush.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.