Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.