Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Be a loner at school

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.