everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.