Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I chew my ice cream.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I read the down voted posts

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.