Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.