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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.