Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.