Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.