sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.