Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Boinked my neighbor

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.