- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.