Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.