- Things You Think Only You Do

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Being fat

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.