When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.