I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Only use the left earphone.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.