Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Having gay sex

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.