Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Be a loner at school

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Poo really loud

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Courtesy flush.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.