- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

My parents are annoying.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.