Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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blink

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Mayada stupid

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.