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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I always think I have special powers

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Look at my poo before I flush it.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.