- Things You Think Only You Do

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I gotta get down of Friday

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.