I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.