taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Courtesy flush.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.