When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.