accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes I toot.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.