Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.