Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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My parents are annoying.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.