Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.