Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.