Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Think about breathing...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.