When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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My parents are annoying.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.