forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.