When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I can't trill my R's

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.