play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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chew on the side of my teeth

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.