Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.