I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.