When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.