At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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humiliating little girls

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.