Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I think about other women when having sex

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.