Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.