When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.