After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.