see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I cant ride a bike

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.