- Things You Think Only You Do

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.