- Things You Think Only You Do

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

the power to regenerate your appendix

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.