Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.