- Things You Think Only You Do

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.