get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Ur mum

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.