looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.