You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Be a loner at school

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.