Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.