Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I read the down voted posts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.