Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.