Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I piss in the bed every night

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.