Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make up a song to yourself.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I piss in the bed every night

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.