I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.