Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.