Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.