Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.