Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.