When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.