Tear up when I poop

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.