Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.