- Things You Think Only You Do

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Tear up when I poop

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.