Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.