Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

thumb_up thumb_down -81

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

I have a phobia of incest

thumb_up thumb_down -125

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

thumb_up thumb_down -127

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thumb_up thumb_down

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.