Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.