- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

humiliating little girls

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.