when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.