- Things You Think Only You Do

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.