- Things You Think Only You Do

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.