- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I was not born in the country I am living in now

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.