recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.