Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I chew my ice cream.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.