I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.