I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.