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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.