i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Sitting down in the shower

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.