Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.