- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I scratch and sniff.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.