i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.