Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.