Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.