If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.