After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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i masturbate with my feet

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.