My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.