i masturbate with my feet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.