After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

i masturbate with my feet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.