I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Do somthing only you do

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.