Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Do somthing only you do

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.