Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

only read the short jokes on this website

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Use my phone to see what time it is

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

listen to madonnas new album

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.