Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.