Sitting down in the shower

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.