- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Do somthing only you do

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.