feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.