Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I read the down voted posts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.