I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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humiliating little girls

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Be a loner at school

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.