When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.