turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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i masturbate with my feet

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.