Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.