Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.