- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

i masturbate with my feet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.