Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Mayada stupid

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Tear up when I poop

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.