- Things You Think Only You Do

Do somthing only you do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.