Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.