listen to madonnas new album

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Being fat

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I was the real Stig...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.