I used to eat bath bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I don't read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

thumb_up thumb_down -46

test how many stares you can scale in one step

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.