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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Only use the left earphone.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Being fat

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.