- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.