- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Only use the left earphone.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Being fat

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I was the real Stig...

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.