Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.