Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I read the down voted posts

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.