watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.