Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.