- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

pull out a flies wings and let it go

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Sitting down in the shower

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.