- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.