in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I **** with no hands.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.