- Things You Think Only You Do

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Tear up when I poop

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I cant ride a bike

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.