I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I think about other women when having sex

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.