- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Do somthing only you do

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Be a loner at school

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.