see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.