Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.