You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.