Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.