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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.