- Things You Think Only You Do

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Courtesy flush.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.