Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.