- Things You Think Only You Do

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.