- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.