OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Being fat

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Think about breathing...

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.