I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Mayada stupid

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.