Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.