play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.