Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Tear up when I poop

I scratch and sniff.

Do somthing only you do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.