have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.