When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Do somthing only you do

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.