Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.