I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.