Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.