Still record on VHS tapes.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.