I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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speak proper english

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.