take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I hate being called "buddy".

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

It's hot but I still have on covers

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

call someone by a siblings name.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.