If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.