Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.