not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Having gay sex

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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check shower for murder then pee

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Eat ice by itself

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.