say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.