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It's hot but I still have on covers
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.