I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Ur mum

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.