If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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speak proper english

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.