Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.