pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Pee in the shower

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I can't trill my R's

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.