going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.