say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.