when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get really confused

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.