When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I eat ass

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pee in the shower

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.