When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Pee in the shower

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.