Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Pee in the shower

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I eat ass

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.