i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I never feel bored

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.