If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Pee in the shower

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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KICK THE CAN

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.